Yahoo, you suck so bad you just made a bitter rival.

But i don’t roll by making you look bad just for fun, i have my reasons…

You’re media sheep, and your stories are getting progressively worse…

Hire new *beepin* writers, cause until you do, you’ll be seeing a lot of this, or not… and continue to kill yourselves…

Not my loss…

Whatever, I’m in this for the long run.

http://news.yahoo.com/diaspora-co-founder-ilya-zhitomirskiy-dies-22-135014490.html

Article one: The perfect joke, by Yahoo…

*Ahem*

Ilya Zhitomirskiy, one of four co-founders of the Diaspora social network, has died at the far-too-young age of 22, reportsTechCrunch. The details of Zhitomirskiy’s death have not yet been made public.

Diaspora, which is currently in alpha testing mode and unavailable to those without an invite, is the brainchild of four New York University students: Zhitomirskiy, Maxwell Salzberg, Daniel Grippi, and Raphael Sofaer. A kind of anti-Facebook, Diaspora allows users to create profiles with or without their real name. (Facebook requires the use of real names, as does Google+, thoughGoogle has vowed to change this stipulation.)

In addition, Diaspora is decentralized, which means that you connect to one set of servers that operate independently from the other Diaspora servers, rather than connecting to a central hub of servers, as is the case with other social networks. And all user profiles are automatically set to private, and can be made more public if a user so chooses.

As with Circles in Google+ and Facebook lists, Diaspora lets users create groups of friends, called “aspects,” and users can share some content with one aspect of friends, while not sharing with other aspects. Diaspora users also have full ownership of the content they post to Diaspora, including photos and other personal data, which can be easily downloaded in an .xml file.

While Diaspora remains in alpha invite-only mode, the company has allowed more users to join following the death of Zhitomirskiy. Those who attempt to sign up now will still have to wait to receive an invite, however. But if you’re interested in joining Diaspora, sign up to receive an invite now to avoid a longer wait.

This article was originally posted on Digital Trends

ok, so far… this is looking a lot like my mail…

*bills*

“Awww look, somebody died…* (of course they did dipshits, we wanted to know details…)

*ads*

*features of the product*

*ads*

*links to yahoo crap (imma actaully save those for later refrence *ping*)

*ads* (who knows, maybe it will end well for once… oh who am I kidding, read these comments writers, if it doesn’t kill you, it will only make you stronger, if it does kill you… we can all start the party now, and then come the new writers… *shudders*)

*comments* (my favorite part of any yahoo article, reading the view of the users… a lot actually know the situation better than the damn writer…)

And let’s not forget…

We still have no idea how he died…

Nor where he died,

Nor a little about him…

Are you shitting me?!

Was this an obituary.

or did Yahoo just sneak yet another advertisement into a craptastic project…

(Let’s just hope this one’s not overseas…)

All in All, this article gets a craptastic:

F…

minus…

Shit on a stick man, that’s more appealing than this…

I’d rather watch two girls, one cup than see a news site fail this hard…

What have we learned?

If you can die… DO IT NOW!!!

Nothing is as bad as this kind of Yahoolirape (Take it from me, I’ve seen em all… they don’t get better)

This message has been brought to you by oogle, (but not really, and DON’T go there… trust me… viruses… viruses everywhar…)

“can’t click this”

~Yahoolicrap